Archive for May, 2010

Memorial Day

Posted in A Tribute on May 31st, 2010 by Salty

portrait.jpgA portrait of my Grandfather Merrill and Great Uncle Carol made from their induction photos. Carol was a forward observer in the 1st ID and lost both of his legs in Normandy. Merrill served as a Navy Signalman assigned to escort duty for convoys departing New Orleans, bound for the Pacific.

Bassassinatin’

Posted in Basss!, clearing out the memory card, Ditch Fishing, Revelry, River's Blown, Utterly Ridiculous, Why do we make this so complicated? on May 30th, 2010 by Smithhammer

Have some, Mike Iaconelli.

From the ‘Soul’ Files

Posted in art lessons, BWTF Seal Of Approval, clearing out the memory card, Corporate Fly Fishing Still Sucks, Friends of Buster, Real Heroes of Fly Fishing, soul on May 28th, 2010 by Smithhammer

More friggin’ Dog-honest soul than a dozen yuppie fly boutiques put together:

Be the first to name the shop and get a couple Buster stickers.

Twins!

Posted in Dead Animal Meals, fill that freezer, Great White Hunter, Know from where your dinner comes on May 26th, 2010 by banknote

Time to whack-’em and stack-’em before they go stale, but you already know this, don’t you?

twins!

This Week’s Explainer Graphic

Posted in Accoutrements Collectibles And Antiquities, art lessons, clearing out the memory card on May 21st, 2010 by Salty

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A Bit Long in the Toof.

Posted in Bones!, BWTF Luxury Tours, Eat This Jim Harrison, Friends of Buster, Holy Crap!, i am not fucking kidding, SALT!, Sick Point Sick on the Sickter Scale, You Won't Find This Shit On The Fly Fishing Rabbi on May 20th, 2010 by Smithhammer

“Fly fishing is metal, baby.”

- Kirk Deeter, 5/16/10

More than just epic bones @ Andros South:


More images from Deneki FIBfest.

Fin v. Bling

Posted in Absolute Horseshit, All that is way fucking wrong, Give BEFORE it hurts, Just plain wrong, uppity mountain hippy extravaganza, Us vs. Them on May 15th, 2010 by G_Smolt

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By now, most of you have heard about the proposed Pebble Mine in Bristol Bay. I won’t insult your intelligence by rehashing the gory details (as provided by The Pebble Partnership) of the preliminary project report, but I would like to take this opportunity to make a few points.

- In addition to the proposed Pebble project, there are roughly 3.6 million acres of BLM land slated to become the Bristol Bay Hard-Rock Mining District. 1 million of these acres were opened to claims in 2008, the rest is closed but “pending designation”.

- According to the EPA, the hard-rock mining industry is the single largest source of toxic releases in the US.

- As of 2008, 93% of large-footprint mines similar to the proposed Pebble Project had violated their environmental standards.

- Bristol bay produces 70% of Alaska’s sockeye, worth $130 million in ex-vessel prices alone last year.

- Entering its 126th year, the commercial fishing industry and its support infrastructure in Bristol Bay represents roughly 75% of local employment.

- Alaska is still the only MSC-certified sustainable sockeye salmon fishery in the world.

- No fewer than 30 major gold handlers have spoken out against the proposed Pebble Mine, vowing to never buy gold sourced from Bristol Bay.

This isn’t just Alaska’s problem. With the BLM maneuvering to open the Bristol Bay Hard-Rock Mining District, it is now OUR problem. Instead of just wringing our hands, shouting at the television, or giving up in resignation, may I suggest a few alternative strategies?

For starters, go to the Save Bristol Bay website and sign the petition for the continued closure of BLM lands to mining interests. Shoren and company were thoughtful enough to have 2 separate petitions, one for Alaskans and one for the rest of y’all.

You can also write your state representatives to express your displeasure with the situation, and let them know that the proposed Pebble project and the opening of BLM lands to Hard-Rock Mining represent dangerous precedents in a world of rapidly diminishing wilderness acreage and critical wildlife habitat.

Support a conservation organization directly involved in the fight. The Renewable Resources Coalition, Save Bristol Bay, and the Sportsman’s Alliance for Alaska come to mind. If your the type of fella that might want a little somethin’-somethin’ to show for your monetary contributions, there are some options here…

You can get a bitchin’ T-shirt or Hoodie with the “Over Our Dead Salmon” Troll brothers print from Sportsman’s Alliance. Hoodies are $35, T-shirts are $25…be sure to indicate your size and preference in the comments box.

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If you enjoy the occasional beverage, protect your fine furniture from excessive beverage-container humidity with one of these No Pebble logo coasters, thoughtfully milled by the folks at Abel Automatics…yours for the low price of a $15 donation…type “Abel coaster” in the comments box.

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If you would like to announce your Uppity Mountain Hippie-ness to the rest of the corporate world, you can snag one of these cool Fish Print Ties from March Brown (scroll down, and include BRISTOLBAY on the checkout screen).  $50, with $25 going directly to the fight against the proposed Pebble Mine…Take your pick from Rainbow Trout, Grayling, King Salmon, Sockeye Salmon, and Pink Salmon. Personally, we like the Sockeye pattern.

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In light of recent developments in the world of resource extraction, it’s time to stand up for the last great runs of Sockeye salmon left on earth, and one of the last undeveloped critical riparian habitats in North America.

They aren’t gonna do it for themselves.

Name That Fly Candy

Posted in BWTF Seal Of Approval, Flies: Badass, Flotsam, Fly Candy, Sick Point Sick on the Sickter Scale on May 14th, 2010 by Wook

Glista’s lab exploded and now there’s stuff all over the place. Anyone?

Need em got em need em need em got em.

Suggestions: Mambo Chicken, Defenestrator, Electric Lycanthrope

Jesus! Be careful! That's deadly monkey pox!

Graphic of the Week

Posted in adolescent innuendo, art lessons, clearing out the memory card, Foes, Smartassery on May 13th, 2010 by Salty

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Not that we condone or endorse such behavior

Couldn’t Happen to a Nicer Bunch of Guys

Posted in Blogroll, BWTF Luxury Tours, Flotsam, Friends of Buster, SALT!, Utterly Ridiculous, yet another excuse fer drinkin', You Won't Find This Shit On The Fly Fishing Rabbi on May 12th, 2010 by Smithhammer

fib |fib|
noun

a lie, typically an unimportant one.

verb ( fibbed |fibd|, fibbing |fibng|) [ intrans. ]
tell such a lie.
DERIVATIVES
fibber |fibr| noun

FIBfest.

Doing our part to give bloggers an even worse name than we already have.

Stay tuned.

Name That Dead Thing

Posted in Accoutrements Collectibles And Antiquities, clearing out the memory card, don't you ever wash that thing?, Flotsam, something for the smart kids, The Cryptozoology Files on May 9th, 2010 by banknote

jerky?

First correct guess gets a sticker. May be two.

what movie?

Posted in Accoutrements Collectibles And Antiquities, Brews, BWTF Luxury Tours, Eat This Jim Harrison, Friends of Buster, i am not fucking kidding, The Globetrotting Angler, yet another excuse fer drinkin', You Won't Find This Shit On The Fly Fishing Rabbi on May 7th, 2010 by thee

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a memorial to Buster, the beer drinking pig, located somewhere in the Virgin Islands. According to the story, “The even better thing about this roadside attraction is that Buster’s legacy and imbibing continues on: if you buy a round from the bar, the bar owner will let you serve it up to his other (living) pigs…”

More on St. Croix’s famous beer drinking pigs here, here and here

Heavy humidity.

Posted in beatdown, BWTF Luxury Tours, clearing out the memory card, Dirty Hippies, Ditch Fishing, don't you ever wash that thing?, Flotsam, Friends of Buster, gotta be a place for this, I Got Yer Hotspot Right Here, Nihilists, quotable quotes, soul, stands on its own, yet another excuse fer drinkin' on May 4th, 2010 by Smithhammer

 

“Bad weather always looks worse through a window.”

- Tom Lehrer

“No significant adverse impacts are expected.”

Posted in Just plain wrong, Know from where your dinner comes on May 3rd, 2010 by Smithhammer

From AP:

British Petroleum’s 52-page exploration plan for the Deepwater Horizon well, filed with the federal Minerals Management Service, says repeatedly that it was, “unlikely that an accidental surface or subsurface oil spill would occur from the proposed activities.”

And while the company conceded that a spill would impact beaches, wildlife refuges and wilderness areas, it argued that “due to the distance to shore (48 miles) and the response capabilities that would be implemented, no significant adverse impacts are expected.”

- Approximately 75% of migrating waterfowl traversing the U.S. pass through the Gulf.

- The state bird of Louisiana, the Brown Pelican, was just taken off the Endangered Species List last year. They are in the midst of their breeding season right now on Gulf islands.

-  One of the world’s largest colonies of the threatened Least tern.

- Up to 20 National Wildlife Refuges could be potentially affected by the spill, many home to species that are already threatened or endangered.

- Already hit – Breton National Wildlife Refuge, home to the largest tern colony in North America, predominantly of sandwich, royal, and caspian terns. Also American oystercatcher, Brown pelican, Reddish egret and endangered Piping plover. Also an important wintering area for Magnificent frigatebird, and stopover site for Redhead and Lesser scaup.

- The Gulf of Mexico yields more finfish, shrimp, and shellfish annually than the south and mid-Atlantic, Chesapeake, and New England areas combined.

- 59% of the nation’s total oyster catch.

- 73% of the nation’s shrimp harvest.

- $660 million dollar annual commercial fishery

- In Louisiana alone, recreational and commercial fishing have a total economic impact of about $4 billion, according the the state’s Department of Wildlife and Fisheries.

 * All stats courtesy of the EPA, National Marine Fisheries Service, The American Bird Conservancy, The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, Louisiana Dept. of Wildlife and Fisheries