Archive for August, 2011

From the Cognitive Dissonance Dept.

Posted in All that is way fucking wrong, at least hippies get laid, Burned, Corporate Fly Fishing Still Sucks, fuck you you fucking fucks, Know from where your dinner comes, Lower down on the foodchain, Nihilists, Orwellian Clownshow, Politics, Redefining "Professional", Science!, unlimited naval gazing bout the state of the industry, uppity mountain hippy extravaganza, Us vs. Them on August 30th, 2011 by Wook

Fly-Fishing Industry Threatened by Congress, says AFFTA chair Jim Klug. They’re shocked, I tell you, SHOCKED!

You Fishin’ Today?

Posted in admit it -- it sucks, AWWW! It hurts my eyes, Chafed, Chapped, Fish Local, Friends of Buster, Holy Crap!, i am not fucking kidding, River's Blown, Sick Point Sick on the Sickter Scale on August 30th, 2011 by Wook

Um, no.

What you’re not seeing on the teevee machine: much of New York’s Schoharie Valley and the headwaters of the East Branch, smashed into a muddy paste.

In case you missed it

Posted in A Tribute, dogs, Fishin Dogs, we're not worthy on August 25th, 2011 by creeklover

Reason #11,334,789,617 why DOGS are the awesome

http://blogs.discovery.com/daily_treat/2011/08/loyal-dog-mourns-lays-at-casket-of-fallen-navy-seal.html

 

The dog of slain Petty Officer Jon Tumilson refused to leave his side during the Navy SEAL’s funeral earlier this week in Rockford, Iowa. The heartbreaking photo taken by his cousin, Lisa Pembleton, shows Tumilson’s dog Hawkeye lying by the casket.

Navy SEAL U.S. Navy Petty Officer 1st Class Jon T. Tumilson was among the 30 American troops killed August 6 when Taliban insurgents downed their Chinook helicopter with a rocket-propelled grenade. At his funeral in Iowa, his dog Hawkeye paid his last respects, walking up to the casket, lying down in front of it, and heaving a sigh.

 


Gong Show Coho…Bro.

Posted in 3rd degree Black Belt in FlyNerd, Flies that belong in a petting zoo, Holy Crap!, Maybe you had to be there, Redefining "Professional", Scenes from the Soak N Poke, Utterly Ridiculous, well THAT seems to do the trick on August 17th, 2011 by G_Smolt

 

Got an interesting email from JerkBait last weekend, to wit-

“When you fish everyday it’s inevitable that from time to time you’ll have one of those holy crap I can’t believe that just happened moments. Yesterday I had one of those moments. The Silvers have just started to come in on our main river system, and we were hammering them about 20 yards from the salt.”

“I tied on the [REDACTED] you sent up with [REDACTED], and on my first cast it was game on, and this fish wanted to party a little harder than the others. He slow played me for a brief second, and then I blinked and was deep into my backing that hasn’t seen the light of day since August of 2010. The oh shit factor started to come into my mind when I realized I didn’t have much backing left either. My drag was cranked down about as much as I could, and my left thumb bruises are evidence I was trying to stop the fish.”

“I finally started to gain some ground, and had my fly line inches from the reel when my heart stopped, and the Albright knot slipped. With another fly rod I cast out and snagged the fly line that was zipping all over the river, fed it back through my guides, reattached it to my backing, and landed the fish, and got the [REDACTED] back. With that, I called it an evening, and headed back to the lodge…Thanks for the fly, man.”

Now, a story like this would be good by itself, but this one comes with pics, too. Faces have been blocked to protect the protagonist in this little classic, but the fly…the fly is left unblocked to taunt you.

Halfway into the action, after snagging the flyline.

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At this point, a couple of square knots would probably be faster.
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Game, once off, now back on.
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The reward…not the fish, the fly.
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Would have been a shame to lose it.

 

Open thread give away jamboree

Posted in Accoutrements Collectibles And Antiquities, adolescent innuendo, All that is way fucking wrong, arriving in style, art lessons, at least hippies get laid, AWWW! It hurts my eyes, Buster Saving You Money Everyday, BWTF Seal Of Approval, let's get it on, open thread motherfuckers!, Ridiculous, Ridiculously Brilliant, River's Blown, Sick Point Sick on the Sickter Scale, strange water, swag, Tech-Weenie Gear Lust, yet another excuse fer drinkin', You have stickers?, You Won't Find This Shit On The Fly Fishing Rabbi on August 12th, 2011 by creeklover

It’s been awhile since we’ve given away any free shit. Comment #69 wins this never worn, never seen Buster Prototype hat from the bacon_to_fry_collection*. Be the first on your river to sport this bad boy. We’ll also throw in some stickers. Limit three comments per reader.

 

*Hat courtesy of one fine Tennersee Truck Stop

Air Travel

Posted in "Wonderfully at odds with what’s outside my window.", Absolute Horseshit, arriving in style, bacon!, Biscuit Appreciation, BWTF Luxury Tours, learn to fillet you dumbass, Loud-ass Dipshits, Of Marginal Importance, Pucker Up, squeeze my lemon, The Globetrotting Angler, The Redneck Riviera on August 10th, 2011 by Tosh

 

Austin, how about you?

Tulsa, that’s a nice place. Driven through there a couple of times.

Nope. Going fishing.

Really? Never fished the Kenai but I’ve heard of it.

FIFTY pounds? Wow, that’s a big one.

Nope, never done that.

Mostly fly fishing.

No, with flies.

That would be tough. Hard to cast an egg sack with a fly rod.

No, no problem. I’ve got plenty of room.

Want some gum?

No, seriously, I’ve got a whole pack.

No, your breath’s not THAT bad, take one.

You’re welcome.

No, it’s an iPad.

Yeah, pretty cool. Great on long trips.

Mostly reading books and watching movies.

No, haven’t seen that one.

Nope.

Nuh-huh.

Yeah, didn’t like that one. Not much of a Will Farrell fan.

The Road.

A father and son after the apocalypse.

The end of the world.

Excuse me?

No. I don’t have extra headphones.

Because there’s only one headphone jack.

Probably so I wouldn’t have to share my movie with a meddlesome bait-chucking Okey with foul breath whose walrus ass is hanging over my armrest and taking up half my damn seat.