This is seriously the best video I’ve ever seen.
Shot 20 blocks away from my house in Portland’s Mt. Taber Park. Epic badassness.
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March 8th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Is this video telling us we’d best not mess with the velcro-shoe contingent or else they’re going to dismember us and fry us with their wizard sticks?
Wait, we ARE the beer-guzzling rockers, right?
March 8th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
“Hey Gandalf, nice dress!” Classic.
March 8th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
That rules! I love the guy who’s heart pumps beer at the end….
March 8th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
breakdown and hammer dropping at 3:18
+
beards
=
brutal
March 8th, 2010 at 7:04 pm
I’m with Ramcatt. That was a sweet touch of brutality.
I also love Doomriders and High on Fire.
Thanks for the new musical find Buster, although I still think that Hammer’s Russian Sinatra is gonna get the Grammy.
March 8th, 2010 at 8:02 pm
http://natebloch.com/masters.html
March 8th, 2010 at 9:39 pm
If you like Red Fang and High on Fire, I recommend you give Torche a listen, as they are the best fuggin band in that genre: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxi_elo3BFc&feature=related
March 9th, 2010 at 12:42 am
That is so wizard!
March 9th, 2010 at 8:09 am
That’ll teach ‘em.
March 9th, 2010 at 8:21 am
To the winner goes the spoils…
March 9th, 2010 at 11:50 am
King Arthur: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[the Black Knight doesn’t respond]
King Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[no response]
King Arthur: I seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at Camelot.
[no response]
King Arthur: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[no response]
King Arthur: You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy!
[attempts to get around the Black Knight]
Black Knight: None shall pass.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: None shall pass!
King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
King Arthur: So be it!
[they fight until Arthur cuts off Black Knight’s left arm]
King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: ‘Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm’s off!
Black Knight: No, it isn’t!
King Arthur: Well, what’s that then?
King Arthur: I’ve had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
[they fight again. Arthur cuts off the Knight’s right arm]
King Arthur: Victory is mine!
[kneels to pray]
King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
[cut off by the Knight kicking him]
Black Knight: Come on, then.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You’ve got no arms left!
March 9th, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Torche is the shit but KARP will forever rein as king. Check out Bison BC and STREETS as well. Red Fang are at Dantes in pdx this Friday.
March 9th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
wow. buster readers are so fucking metal. further proof of why we reign the supreme awesomest.
March 9th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
The Sword
Have sum.
March 9th, 2010 at 4:11 pm
They’re larpers, dude.
March 9th, 2010 at 6:52 pm
TORCHE is fantastic as well. I really like Mare. They’re probably my favorite doomish band, although they are no more. They toured with Converge like 5 years ago. That was intense. The new Converge is good 5 AM to the River freak out.
I like that Sword video, never seen it before.
@ RT - Never listened to KARP, gotta check that out.
I’m drunks.
March 9th, 2010 at 7:24 pm
And thank you for Bison BC.
Buster wants to headbang.
March 9th, 2010 at 8:17 pm
This guy’s got a pretty good gig:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DshsuzwzdOk
March 9th, 2010 at 8:29 pm
Why does that make me think of Mudhoney?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-W6S9aBKnE&feature=related
nothing a good beer can mace cant fix.
March 9th, 2010 at 8:49 pm
Ha! my old band played a show with Karp in Gainesville, Florida in the early ’90’s. Those guys were a freakin’ riot.
Thanks for the tip on Bison B.C. Never heard them before, but the songs on their myspace page are fockin tight. Yer probably already all over Baroness, but they rock too.
HEAVY FUCKING METAL!!!!!!!
March 9th, 2010 at 11:26 pm
Good shit…. I am now a fan.
The video is the best ever….
March 10th, 2010 at 11:49 am
Seriously badass.
March 10th, 2010 at 3:55 pm
i walk my dog past the fight scene locale every day. it will never be the same again. i am generally not a metal fan but that song is now stuck in my head and that video was quite righteous.
March 10th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
My new favorite band. My 10 month old son clapped for the first time watching this video while sitting on my lap. I’m so proud of him.
March 10th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
SP, what about these dudes? http://www.myspace.com/floor nothing like Florida to churn out the dirt bags. (I mean that in the most admirable way)
If you hit Bison BC’s myspace then you may or may not have checked these out as well. Bison BC and Children have ex members of STREETS (skating totally rules everything else totally sucks).
the dark ages is a shred fest.
http://www.myspace.com/streets
children probably has the best myspace page ever built. I saw them with Sword a while back.
http://www.myspace.com/childrenofthemushroom
one more for the PNW
http://www.myspace.com/blackelk
keep shredding.
March 11th, 2010 at 5:35 am
RT:
FLOOR - I can’t even fathom how many brain cells I’ve squandered at Floor shows and house parties. I grew up in Florida and we were on the same indie record label (No Idea records). My buddy Drew used to play bass for Floor. Holy shit it’s a small world. Those dudes are back at it again after a long hiatus.
STREETS - Thanks for the tip. Holy crap they are tight - remind me a bit of The Accused, plus my buddies in Tiltwheel are in their “Top 8″ friends list, which is rad. I am an old school vert skater, so I’m with ya re: skating.
OK, in case you haven’t ever heard PLANES MISTAKEN FOR STARS, they rule: http://www.myspace.com/pmfs . Got to see them many times before their demise.
I appreciate all of the links…eastern Idaho is a wonderful place for fly fishing, but not music…so I am pretty out of the loop nowadays.
March 11th, 2010 at 10:35 am
BWTF making the scumbag metalhead fly fisherman world smaller every day. PMFS are my bros. We all grew up together in Peoria. When they moved to Denver I moved to Portland. They’ve slept on my floor more times than I can remember. Great dudes.
March 11th, 2010 at 10:53 am
Sleestaks from Humboldt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW6gaUe1gn4
March 11th, 2010 at 11:24 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2Xs-pzRyi8
March 11th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Boise HC
http://www.myspace.com/hummingbirdofdeath
March 19th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
OK, every one of you guys needs to watch this GOBLIN COCK video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz6xpU397no