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BP Creates Consortium of the World’s Most Trusted Companies

Posted in Chafed, Chapped, Did that really just happen?, DOOSHTASTIC!, fuck you you fucking fucks, Absolute Horseshit, All that is way fucking wrong, Foes on June 15th, 2010 by Salty

Yep, BP has hired Goldman Sachs as a financial advisor. What’s the over/under on Goldman helping BP declare bankruptcy to get out from under their very obvious liabilities? 

Fuckers

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Whoops.

Posted in sticking it to the man, Just plain wrong, DOOSHTASTIC!, Redefining "Professional", All that is way fucking wrong, Absolute Horseshit, Stuffing Removal, Orwellian Clownshow, Foes, Smartassery on June 11th, 2010 by Smithhammer

BP Spills Coffee - watch more funny videos

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And Then There’s Just Not Giving a Shit

Posted in Just plain wrong, DOOSHTASTIC!, fuck you you fucking fucks, All that is way fucking wrong, Absolute Horseshit, Foes on April 18th, 2010 by Wook

This sort of douchebaggery should be painful.

You should be forced to swallow this, you damn dirty chimp.

You watch, some Saturday afternoon humanity will be wiped out by ridiculous alien invaders, and it WON’T be because they want our planet or our women or our precious bodily fluids, oh no. It’ll be because we’re bigger jackasses than them. Nice going, Skeeter.

DURRRRR!

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Lending a Helping Hand Where We Can- Attention Wisconsin Desk!

Posted in Friends of Buster, DOOSHTASTIC!, fuck you you fucking fucks, beatdown, Holy Ghey!, Foes, Orwellian Clownshow on April 5th, 2010 by Salty

Update 1: The web forum, driftlesstroutanglers.com, is not coordinating the push to overturn the regs; it was the forum members listed below who were using a sub forum of the main board. The forum itself isn’t behind the push. Just putting this out there so the owners / mods of the board don’t get harassed. 

Update 2: High internets drama over who backs what and who owns what. Forget the handbag fight and focus on the importance of defeating this measure. The info from Hap is that these DNR votes can be won by very few votes. The initial vote to strip blue ribbon stream designation passed by only 200 votes and the overturning vote two years ago passed by 700 votes. Those are statewide numbers. The important fact is that you have to be present at the DNR meeting to cast a vote.  

 

This just came over the transom from Buster pal Hap. This is nothing we haven’t seen before- twisting facts, assuming a position that sounds “great” but is really designed to either settle some personal vendettas or line one’s own pockets. Fucking great:

 

Three years ago a small group of local ill informed agitators managed to have a five mile C&R section of a Wisconsin blue ribbon stream removed through the Conservation Congress voting process. Two years ago the vote was effectively overturned in the same Conservation Congress voting process and the vote was ignored by the state. This has emboldened the parties and they are now attempting to organize on a state wide basis the repeal of the early season catch & release season making it catch and kill and impose a single statewide regulation for all the waters in the state.

 

The online center of this activity is a new fishing forum located at: http://www.driftlesstroutanglers.com

 

The regulations thread is located at: http://www.driftlesstroutanglers.com/yaf….-Proposals.aspx

 

The principals behind this new board are:

 

LenH - Len Harris - you all know who he is. In case you don’t, he is a universally acknowledged asshole on the Drake Board, which is quite an achievement.

 

Mark Dahlquist - fishing protege of Len Harris

 

Sage2 - Roger Kerr, a former WDNR Land Agent that was forced to retire or be fired in the late 90s and has spent the last 15 years organizing fisherman against enlightened management policies.

 

Not sure what to do yet as the Conservation Congress and vote is a week from tonight, but thought this might be of interest to you all.

 

 ImageShack

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Buster’s Fun With Photoshop

Posted in Sad Clowns, Photoshoppery, Just plain wrong, DOOSHTASTIC!, fuck you you fucking fucks, Of Marginal Importance, Foes, Absolute Horseshit, All that is way fucking wrong, I Got Yer Hotspot Right Here on March 14th, 2010 by Wook

Dear Asshat Who Low-Holed That Sweet Tailout From Under Me Yesterday: Yes, you’re a pinner, and there’s no doubting the effectiveness of your floaty toy and sac antics. But you’re also a thoughtless inconsiderate slob of a toolshed no matter what gear you’re using. As for not being thrown in the drink, you’re welcome, but I hope that when your wife picked you up later she promptly punched you square in your stupid face. She looked like the type. Anyway, now your backside gets to enjoy a moment of interwebs fame with a juvenile bit of Photoshop fun. Here’s the original, have at it, savages (you can post yours in the comments using html, but keep them under 800 pixels wide, or you can send them down the email hole).

I am ALL bunghole!

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