Comments on: Ask The Hideous Jabbering Head of Izaak Walton #1

By: Tracking the wily Queen of Waters - or is she merely a Pig with Fins? : Singlebarbed

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:07:03 +0000

[…] Busterwantstofish’s Hideous Jabbering Head of Izaak Walton has been on sabbatical of late, so I was forced to go to his original tome. The Carp is the Queen of Rivers: a stately, good and very subtle fish. The Carp, if he have water-room and good feed, will grow to a very great bigness and length; I have heard, to be much above a yard long. […]

By: Darth Wader

Darth Wader — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:30:02 +0000

Dear Mr. Walton…The other day I saw a two volume print of that craptastic book you wrote at Orvis for $500.00. But those bastards had it marked down to $250.00. How much of that do you get?

By: t-mos

t-mos — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:49:04 +0000

I-sac,

How many bong hits does it take to get to the center of a tootsiepop?

By: Brookwookie

Brookwookie — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 23:04:28 +0000

Oh check out Mr. Exspurto.

By: tom

tom — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 22:07:07 +0000

legs go in the outside, JR. goes up the middle. Pissing in middle wader leg is tempting, but voids the warranty.

By: Sagebrush

Sagebrush — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 19:16:02 +0000

Dear Izaak,
My new Waders came with three legs.
Should I use the outside ones or alternate feet in the middle one?
Is this Simms new idea to prolong the life of their waders?

By: smj

smj — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:55:00 +0000

Serious question: what is your all time favorite ABBA song?

By: tom

tom — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:39:19 +0000

Dear mister Walton,
Did your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson startup walmart? If so, fuckyouverymuch.

By: Brookwookie

Brookwookie — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:35:28 +0000

For some reason I don’t think you guys are taking this very seriously.

By: Ajax

Ajax — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:30:51 +0000

Dear Izaak-

How long from tooth to tail for store-brand niblets?

By: snapdad

snapdad — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:24:52 +0000

Dear Hideous Jabbering Head of Izaak Walton,
In Star Wars, how come a lot of the guys who werk for the empire speak with British accents when they are in outer-space, and there is no Britain?

Hugs,
Snap

By: smj

smj — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 16:56:36 +0000

Dear Izaak,

What’s the best way to get into Cathy Beck’s basement?

By: fliesonly

fliesonly — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 16:55:27 +0000

Dear Izaak, are flies considered flies when tied with foam? How bout your thoughts on pegged beads?

By: tom

tom — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 16:49:05 +0000

dear Izaak, why are Canadians so goddamned stoopit?

By: wickwire

wickwire — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 16:48:04 +0000

Hilarious guys dont stop !

Mr Walton, how do I know if the squirrels in my yard are zonked or not ?