Lonely Planet Fish Slut World Traveler Guy
503 still in winter lockdown, no one I know has fished in at least a week and a half, the Banknote and I are getting all arts and craftsy outta sheer boredom and on top of all the no-steelheading gloom, we’re waking up to emails from a friend who’s somewhere less snowy absolutely pounding on fish that are actually feeding. Big fish. Steelhead-sized trouts. All on dry flies. With a supermodel chick packing his gear up and down the river while he fishes. Pretty sure the dude is getting a total BJ while eating elk jerky and watching Sportscenter as you read this.
You ain’t exactly making our windigo any better, Richard.
Anyway, thought I’d throw up some pornografia in the hopes it makes some of you as miserable as those of us winter shut-ins of the 503…
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:06 pm
yeah but the ice loaded tree that crashed through his house in PDX sort of levels things out a little… is it ok to keep putting whiskey in my coffee every morning in light of the fact that it is all snowy and festive?
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:11 pm
ya but, where’s the chick?
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:16 pm
after day five of snow, we stopped with the coffee and went straight to the bottle.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:23 pm
J’s got it figured out. Envious, we are.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Ah yes, The Fucker strikes again.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Ah, one and the same fucker, hey? Figures. At least now we know there’s not an entire Fucker Brigade out there laughing at our frostbite.
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Here, try this…
http://bacolicio.us/http://busterwantstofish.com
December 22nd, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Mr. Popularity
December 22nd, 2008 at 5:39 pm
nice one Snap
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Much better. Thanks, Snap!
December 22nd, 2008 at 7:01 pm
bacon is our friend
asshole deep snow and no fish
even bacon ’s weak
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:44 pm
dude, what the fuck?
December 23rd, 2008 at 7:05 am
Tricksy Banknotes.
Thanks Snap, that’s damn useful.
December 23rd, 2008 at 8:22 am
You can’t tell me that shit is coincidental. It’s Bacon-elzebub’s Chariot of the Apockylips.
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Yikes, that’s freaking scary!
December 24th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
the chariot of hellfire.