And you know you’re already batting a 91% luscious status, fella, but that’s still a B+. Imagine achieving uber status. You’d be like Elvis before he discovered butter.

Anyway, dig the 2009 Native Fish Society tee celebrating the Sandy River’s now-free flowing status running right down your mother-scratchin’ backbone so folks know you do, in fact, have a spine that stands for something. They’ll be available en masse at the 2009 Sandy River Spey Clave on May 15th-17th at Oxbow Park just east of Portland, Orygun.

Word has it the shirts are a limited edition deal; only 150 men’s sizes will be available and for the first time ever, around 25 shirts specifically cut for women so they don’t have to look like men. They’re done on fitted, organic ringspun cotton tees with a quality screenprint job and designed by Buster’s own Banknote at Laundry Studio and some fool from Meat is Good for You, Inc.

They will sell for $25 each, with every single cent of the proceeds going the NFS. Their goal is to sell out at the Clave, but those who cannot attend and would still like a shirt can contact Fran Taylor at fran@molalla.net, which might be a good idea because it’s rumored they’re going fast.

Oh yes, these babies will love you long time and give you happy ending:

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