When your previous venture is tarred and feathered unmercilessly, change the name and hope no one notices. Way to go, Donny!!!!!!!

“These waters, now totaling over 30 miles, are dotted across central Pennsylvania’s undulating farmland from the Delaware Water Gap to just west of the Ohio border. Mr. Beaver’s venture, Spring Ridge Club, which was brought to fruition with the help of a few Founding Members, received wide acclaim and gained momentum quickly.”

Somehow, I really doubt that “acclaim” part.

“Not only does a membership to HomeWaters Club let you cherish time away with the most important people in your life, but it also allows you to pass on the privileges of membership to your children, who can pay it forward to their children.

There are few experiences in life that transcend generations and take root as traditions—HomeWaters Club offers the chance to Create a Legacy.”

Only if your legacy consists of being a fuckstick.

Membership to the HomeWaters Club is not something decided on a whim, or overnight. It is a commitment to protect the future of fly fishing for our grandchildren and their children. It is a commitment to devote quality time to our families and find time in solitude for ourselves. And, most importantly, it is a commitment to help preserve our precious waters so that nature’s gifts will continue to flow freely.

And make a lot of money illegally closing off a public resource.

From the FAQ

6. What about plans for the future? Will HomeWaters be expanding?
In 2001, the club began with two miles and six members. Seven years later, we now have over 75 miles and 180 members. During the next decade, HomeWaters will explore expansion options into the Shenandoah Valley, the western Carolinas, southwest Colorado, the Ozarks, Catskills, Jackson Hole, Park City, northern California and Bend, Oregon.

At least now we know where to be on the look out and who should stock up on bolt cutters and chains.

And finally, found comedy!

10. Will I catch fish?
Absolutely. No “skunk” days. As close to a sure thing as you can get.

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