my sister, who was — regretably — morbidly obese (but in a v. sexy kinda way) died in a horrible car wreck on her way to the lil’ debbi outlet store. T’was messy — cream filling, blood, coagulated fat strewn across the frontage road. I cannot eat a swiss cake roll to this day without thinking of her and that terrible day. So THANKS FOR RUINING MY FUCKING DAY, WYATT.
October 31st, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Looks like she’s incubating her turd.
October 31st, 2007 at 1:56 pm
she/it’s definitely straining hard to hold back that grumpy squirrel.
October 31st, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Aw man, it was bad enough before the comments. Now I need to scrub my cortex with bleach.
October 31st, 2007 at 2:18 pm
She’s apparently furious with that cigarette.
October 31st, 2007 at 2:20 pm
my sister, who was — regretably — morbidly obese (but in a v. sexy kinda way) died in a horrible car wreck on her way to the lil’ debbi outlet store. T’was messy — cream filling, blood, coagulated fat strewn across the frontage road. I cannot eat a swiss cake roll to this day without thinking of her and that terrible day. So THANKS FOR RUINING MY FUCKING DAY, WYATT.
October 31st, 2007 at 3:10 pm
I think she’s furious with a lot of things, but that is a nice drying patch she’s wearing for a hat
October 31st, 2007 at 3:23 pm
around here, we call that oh-so-fashionable women’s hairstyle/fe-mullet “The Estacada Waterfall.”
October 31st, 2007 at 10:03 pm
She definitely bumps doughnuts. No question. I wonder if her shits stink?
October 31st, 2007 at 11:05 pm
So it’s settled? That is a ‘woman’?
Recalibrating brain.
Unfortunately.
October 31st, 2007 at 11:07 pm
Goddammit those are man hands!
It’s a trucker with a mullet on a smoke break. Nothing more!
You guys are wondering if you’d hit that with the way you’re talkin’… talkin’ bout women’s, she’s and sisters and what not. Fuck. Gross.
November 4th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
My xray specs show that she ate a bear!
She ate a fucking bear, people!! A fucking bear with a cigareette.
Don’t make fun of her, I’m fucking scared of her.
She et a muthajammin bear…. whole.
November 6th, 2007 at 7:02 am
I wonder if she has any daughters???
November 6th, 2007 at 9:27 am
Looks like Marge Simpsons sister Selma and Patti wrapped in one.